Husband says:When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife says:I clean the toilet...
Husband says:How does that help?
Wife says:I use your Toothbrush.....
When a man wantonly destroys one of the works of man we call him a vandal. When he destroys one of the works of god we call him a sportsman. ~Joseph Wood Krutch